The hippo and the dwarf!! It's sad that he died, but I love that the audience thought it was part of the show. I would have been applauding right along with them.
Oh dear gawd those made me laugh, particularly the last one, I've had to do some pretty "intense questioning" myself to find out how people really got their injuries, and I love peoples excuses for rectal insertion of regular household objects and vegetables :D
The dwarf one though, am I being overly mean to hippos here but why did no-one try and get the guy out of the hippo, by whatever means nessesary, he'd have been alive in there for at least a short time. hmmmmm. odd.
Now you have to do a whole post about the bestest excuses you've heard for injuries....ESPECIALLY of "rectal insertion of regular household objects and vegetables"
Okay you asked for it but this shall have to wait til tomorrow coz right now my bath is calling to me...... did I never show you the X-ray.... *snerk*..... you are in for a TREAT!
I'm not sure what worries me most about the last one - the fact that the couple found it necessary to spice up their pancake making with some oral sex, or the fact that they needed to spice up their sex life with a spot of pancake making.
"...darling... let's have an early night... just you, me, and the George Foreman Lean Mean Grilling Machine..."
"Ooooh.... you know how much I love your Spotted Dick..."
yup...can't personally understand the erotic attraction of pancakes... Moral of the story: If you're gonna engage in oral sex while making pancakes...use a non-stick pan and avoid oil spatters.
spotted dick?...LOL...yes I suppose the teeth marks did leave...spots *snerks*
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yeah I laughed too...*sniggers some more*
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The dwarf one though, am I being overly mean to hippos here but why did no-one try and get the guy out of the hippo, by whatever means nessesary, he'd have been alive in there for at least a short time. hmmmmm. odd.
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Now you have to do a whole post about the bestest excuses you've heard for injuries....ESPECIALLY of "rectal insertion of regular household objects and vegetables"
C'MON Bobster you know you wanna.... ;P
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"...darling... let's have an early night... just you, me, and the George Foreman Lean Mean Grilling Machine..."
"Ooooh.... you know how much I love your Spotted Dick..."
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Moral of the story: If you're gonna engage in oral sex while making pancakes...use a non-stick pan and avoid oil spatters.
spotted dick?...LOL...yes I suppose the teeth marks did leave...spots *snerks*
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How's this one?
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Especially the midget one--poor thing.
The first, I hate to say it, is funny a bit. ;)
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