I'm not sure what worries me most about the last one - the fact that the couple found it necessary to spice up their pancake making with some oral sex, or the fact that they needed to spice up their sex life with a spot of pancake making.
"...darling... let's have an early night... just you, me, and the George Foreman Lean Mean Grilling Machine..."
"Ooooh.... you know how much I love your Spotted Dick..."
yup...can't personally understand the erotic attraction of pancakes... Moral of the story: If you're gonna engage in oral sex while making pancakes...use a non-stick pan and avoid oil spatters.
spotted dick?...LOL...yes I suppose the teeth marks did leave...spots *snerks*
"...darling... let's have an early night... just you, me, and the George Foreman Lean Mean Grilling Machine..."
"Ooooh.... you know how much I love your Spotted Dick..."
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Moral of the story: If you're gonna engage in oral sex while making pancakes...use a non-stick pan and avoid oil spatters.
spotted dick?...LOL...yes I suppose the teeth marks did leave...spots *snerks*
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How's this one?
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