I've seen a lot of injuries from the latest attack. If anyone has a non-crab-related injury, I am going to be working over at Madison Square Garden in the clinic. If you have an interesting injury, you get priority.

Well, that was interesting.

Apparently, the crabs have infested my apartment building. Luckily, I saw them inside before they saw me outside, and I turned back the way that I'd came. I suppose I'm staying away from that place now, so...

Anyone willing to put me up for a night or so?

I wonder how well this thing works for communicating ( Read more... )

I kind of wish I'd kept a couple of those nurses around from the convention; maybe it wouldn't have taken me so long to fix my leg and take care of that nasty infection.

Anyone know where I can get some vicodin around here?