Ways That Wishing For A Giant Penis From A Genie Might Backfire

[gigant0r]

• It could get caught in something, like a paper shredder, or a printing press, or a bike chain.
• Could be a little too showy, not enough growy.
• Might be too big for sex with anyone but girls who have wished for giant vaginas, or whales.
• Maybe he just makes it “white guy” giant.
• Could interfere with competitive hula-

Comments

[goethe_re_scape]

what happened to the nazi treasure hunter one? i liked that one.

[gigant0r]

it felt too much like the plot to a wolfenstein game

[goethe_re_scape]

i know! it was relatable!

[gigant0r]

no one played wolfenstein but you
oh, have you played the new one yet?

[vox_dei]

This list has killed me.