Oct 13, 2009 13:17
- It could get caught in something, like a paper shredder, or a printing press, or a bike chain.
- Could be a little too showy, not enough growy.
- Might be too big for sex with anyone but girls who have wished for giant vaginas, or whales.
- Maybe he just makes it “white guy” giant.
- Could interfere with competitive hula-hooping dreams.
- The genie could be gay for your new magic dick.
- Will be way more expensive to get it powerwashed.
- Might result in chronic lower back pain, herniated discs, spider veins.
- Children may want to rub it for luck.
- Balls could look ridiculously tiny in comparison.
- Or maybe he’d just make your balls really tiny, so that the penis looked giant in comparison.
- Could be long and skinny, like a tapeworm.
- Might only be giant when no one is looking at it.
- Could end up shaped like one of those dragon dick dildos.
- Maybe no one will even notice.