Conde Nast Closings

[gigant0r]

The publishing world is still reeling from the news that, due to declining ad revenues, Condé Nast, esteemed publisher of Wired, The New Yorker, and Vogue, will be shuttering several of its flagship magazines including Gourmet and Modern Bride.  Here are several other Condé Nast titles getting the axe:

·      Female Genital Mutilation Weekly

·      Elegant Molester

·      X-Box Bong and Futon Insider

·      Hetero Vogue

·      Annie Liebovitz's Foreclosure Auction Catalog - Dildos & Flatware

·      Pre-Adolescent Fancy

·      Teen Architectural Digest

·      Upside Down, the magazine for illiterates trying to hide behind a magazine

·      Anencephalic Quarterly

·      Street Spirit

·      The Pittsburgher

·      Pretty much anything that’s not a pamphlet for Lyndon LaRouche