I wanted to share the funny.

WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY
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> There is a new study about women and how they feel about
> their asses, the results were pretty interesting:
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> 30% of women think their ass is too fat............
> 10% of women think their ass is too skinny......
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> The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him,
> he's a good ( Read more... )

I had to share this with you all because it's just so funny and unfortunately it's also true.

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64
charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64.
I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a
mistake in MY favor.  She became ( Read more... )

Hospital Fun

Peter called his doctors office for an appointment.

I'm sorry, said the receptionist, we cant fit you in for
at
least two weeks.

Peter said, But I could be dead by then!

Receptionist replied, No problem. If your wife lets us know,
well cancel the appointment. 

I think some of you may like this.

VERY INTERESTING STUFF

In the 1400's a law was set forth in    England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'
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Many years ago in    Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only... ( Read more... )

I think this is cute and wanted to share.

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the lord my shape to keep
Please no wrinkles, please no bags,
Please lift my butt before it sags,
Please no age spots, please no gray,
And as for my belly, please take it away,
Please keep me healthy, please keep me young
And thank you Dear Lord, for all you have done.

Five tips for ( Read more... )

Hi everyone, I hope everything is well with all of you!  The last two post I've attempted had pictures and I could see them but you could not.  I had to pull them because I apparently have no idea what I'm doing.  Sorry!

I hope everyone has a great weekend!

I liked this, hope you do!

I
THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an

attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where

he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To

which she replies, "I think you're the father of one

of my kids. "

Now his ( Read more... )

I think this is cute so I figured I would share!

TrueFriendship

None of that SissyCr@p
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold ( Read more... )

Hi all, I'm a bit bored right now so I figured I would share some pictures of one of our Saint Patrick's Day Celebrations.  I'll put it behind the cut for those who don't give a crap about pictures of a bunch of drunks!  Don't worry there are only a few because as the night went on the pictures got really bad, not raunchy just bad!

My nephew Brian ( Read more... )

My sister sent this to me and I'm not sure if it's real or a load of crap, but I though it was worth posting here.

NEW FORM OF KIDNAPPING

Please take a minute to read this. This is very scary and could happen to any of us.. Seems like every nice thing people do for one another can be perverted. A new twist on kidnapping from a very smart survivor:

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