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[gibgirl04]

I think this is cute and wanted to share.

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the lord my shape to keep
Please no wrinkles, please no bags,
Please lift my butt before it sags,
Please no age spots, please no gray,
And as for my belly, please take it away,
Please keep me healthy, please keep me young
And thank you Dear Lord, for all you have done.

Five tips for a woman…

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has
a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesnt
lie
to You.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men dont know each other!

Footnote:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob;
If we dont get some support soon, people will think were
nuts.