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[gibbous]

I don't have a real job, so I figured I'd take a break from languishing over my resume to respond to some spam e-mail.

To: emiphiste (at) gmail [dot] com
From: Viking Finance ltd
Subject: Best proposal - part-time job!
CC: (none)

Hello!

My name is Ulrika Jaresund and I am the manager of a Human Recourses department of Viking Finance ltd.The

Comments

*hysterical giggle fit*

[kiwi_toothpaste]

Mayonnaise?

Re: *hysterical giggle fit*

[gibbous]

Apparently the Elders tried it with fruity gelatin at first but were less than pleased at the results.

[allotrios]

*twitch*

[gibbous]

LET'S HAVE CRUMPETS!

[ignorminious]

Sweet ;)

I wrote my response to the junk mailers here. All in all I think yours is better :)

[gibbous]

I agree with everything. One of these days I'll just be tempted to purchase penis-enlargement pills just to see what'll happen.

[ignorminious]

I think you should. I can't imagine what they would do to a girl, but I guess there is only one way to find out.

Sadly, I doubt what they send you (if anything at all) will do much. Probably be just an asprin in a packet with "Penis Pills" written on the side in bad handwriting. Helpful if you have a headache though :)

[quidditchmaster]

Lea. . .

Do you have stairs in your house?

[gibbous]

liek whut?

[quidditchmaster]

Never mind. =P

[platonic]

el oh el

[gibbous]

roffle roffle roffle