wtf planet earth.

[gibbous]

Dude.

SG-1 is cancelled after the tenth season while reality shows multiply like lice.
Humans have found the time and energy to end a century-long debate determining whether or not to officially acknowledge Pluto as a planet, but the issue of when a human life is officially acknowledged as a human life remains unsolvedTaxpayers spent 84.5 mil on

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[acrasie]

Oh man, someone else on my friendslist pretty much decided the same thing about the human race today except he put it in story format with a conversation between an angel and God. Said that the only good things to come from the human race were beer and titty fucking. I would probably add battery-operated vibrators to that list and call it a day. Greatest accidental sex toy ever.

I'm guessing the stupidons are probably less dense than gravitons and that's probably why we aren't dead yet. Wait until we get a couple billion more people on the planet then look out!

[gibbous]

Ha ha. Luckily someone will have offed me for my radical ideas and behavioural patterns by then and I won't have to deal with it.

I will win by losing.

[volandum]

Hmm, I'm not sure you make sense. Could you explain your points in a little more detail, and how they indicate that only you make sense?

[gibbous]

The fact that only I make sense is of general derivation from the senseless acts and beliefs held by the majority of the world represented by those put forth by the media. Logically, if everything in the news suggests what people are like, and the people in the news have no readily acknowledgable common sense, then it is presumed they are senseless and since I hold almost entirely opposite opinions, only I (from what I have seen) make sense.

Of course, since that statement was originally written in an inquisitive form, my deduction can be disputed based on as-of-yet-unidentified factors.

[volandum]

Ah, I see. Was your post not serious, then?

[gibbous]

Entirely serious, yet left open for debate and/or additions. How did you get "not serious"?

[cmoose]

Ah, but now the solar system mnemonic "Mother Very Eagerly Made Jelly Sandwiches Under No" can finally come into its own. I always thought the "Protest" at the end was superfluous, anyway.

[feardantane]

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