Dude.
SG-1 is cancelled after the tenth season while
reality shows multiply like lice.
Humans have found the time and energy to end a century-long debate determining whether or not to officially acknowledge
Pluto as a planet, but the issue of when a human life is officially acknowledged as a human life
remains unsolved.
Taxpayers spent 84.5 mil on the
presidential helicopter hangar (where I work) when it's obvious that the money should go toward
teaching people how to spell.
Misogynist redneck pigs endanger lives with road rage while simultaneously telling women they shouldn't be allowed to get a license because "all women are bad drivers." (No links, just a true story. Happened yesterday, in fact.)
AM I THE ONLY PERSON ON THE PLANET WHO MAKES ANY SENSE?!
God, you'd think that by now the gravity of the world's stupidity would have crushed us into the ground like drooling, twitching insectoids.