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Evette Redux.
Fuck me in the goat ass. Here I am again. Its been a while, eh? But today seems like a momentous enough occassion to begin to journal again. I had my last day as your local friendly community centre counsellor today. Ate some goddamn fish. Drank a cosmopolitan. Said goodbye to my coworkers. And set sail for a new adventure ( Read more... ) -
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So there I was sitting on the bus listening to Sgt Peppers with tears rolling down my face. I havent listened to that album for years and years. I had forgotten the stunning beauty and perfection. Try putting Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds on your ipod, close your eyes and visualise the lyrics. Tears are guaranteed ( Read more... ) -
Big hairy sausage with cheese.
Mmmm. Hello weekend. Youre looking bloody good. Is that a new outfit? It looks great on you ( Read more... ) -
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Im snuggled up under a green chenille bedspread. Im fluey its true. Three blythes are on duty. Celeste, my little rainy day in Tokyo Aztec, the lovely Audrey my little Goldie and Donette my honey bunny that my real honey bunny Juggs bought me last time I arrived in Tokyo when he had been there for a week. These blythes are on the cheer up crew ( Read more... ) -
Ouch. Fuck. Crap.
I feel stuck in a muddy wash of codiene and cotton wool. Its all murky down here right now. I had my surgical capers two days ago and I got home yesterday afternoon. I have a three inch cut and a thumb full of metal. It hurts like all fuck. Im drowsy, ugly and feeling a bit poor me, which I will give myself a good talking to for at some point ( Read more... ) -
The Maiden Voyage of Blackboob The Pirate
Well, what with me studies and crazy work hours it seems that I havent updated for 22 weeks. Shit the bed, time flies and so did I two days ago. I had an unscheduled Vespa accident that involved me hitting the bullbar of a parked van (the pesky fucker came at me out of nowhere). As I flew off the scooter I remember thinking, this can't be good. ( Read more... ) -
Dorkus Maximus!
I honestly didnt plan it. I dropped Juggs off at work and I had an hour to kill, so I thought I'd grab a coffee. I walked past a book store and there were about 70 dorks waiting to get their sweaty mitts on the new Harry Potter. Silly fucks, I thought. There is another bookstore just around the corner, I might just wander by and see if anyone is ( Read more... )
