Dorkus Maximus!
I honestly didnt plan it. I dropped Juggs off at work and I had an hour to kill, so I thought I'd grab a coffee. I walked past a book store and there were about 70 dorks waiting to get their sweaty mitts on the new Harry Potter. Silly fucks, I thought. There is another bookstore just around the corner, I might just wander by and see if anyone is there...just out of curiousity. Not a soul in sight. Well, I thought, I might as well loiter and see what happens. What happened was I got the first copy out of the box, cheered like the biggest lonely nerd in the world when we did the countdown in the final ten seconds till Harry time, and won a poster book cause I was the first person in line. I felt dozens of beady eyes watch me jealously, but hey, the early geek gets the book, right?