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( Here's the list of the 5 people I would sleep with, given the chance. )

2515049 and I just shoveled over a foot of snow. Fuck you, Chicago weather! Fuck you, employers that don't give snow days! (It might have been fun to build a snow fort in our yard or something, but I don't really feel like doing that by myself...)

Is your monitor dirty?

I tried to make dal makhani today, following this recipe more or less. I don't have a pressure cooker, but I saw on one of the comments that you could use a slow cooker instead for 4 hours. Well, after 4 hours the lentils were still hard as rocks. I went to work, then came back home and attempted to eat the stuff. Well, I think I'd gotten the ( Read more... )

Last night I dreamed that my dad was making frooti marry 2515049 as his second wife. To add insult to injury, I had to be a bridesmaid in this wedding. I don't know how 2515049 felt about this, but frooti and I were not amused. We were going to blow up the church during the wedding, but then I woke up.

I told 2515049 about this dream and he told me that he dreamed that he was ( Read more... )

1. Eat more meat
2. Spend less money
3. Dress better
4. Actually work out every day or close to it
5. Keep my house cleaner
6. Be nicer to my husband even when he's a total cock I'm pissed at him

QUICO IS HERE! :D

( when I see how well I did at keeping my New Year's resolutions...boring stuff under the cut )

( under the cat )