This is an article by Dave Eggers. He is a sweet fucking man. He also wrote A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius ( Read more... )

your mom said i was hot.

but the milk has already gone bad.

it's a damn shame.

i'm coming to lemars.

bring on the rumors, sluts.

it's what i live for.

you've tested your metal with doe's skin and petals
while kissing the lipless
who bleed all the sweetness away

I ask myself, "Could things get any more fucked up?" and I reply, "Only if you keep fucking up." and I'm like, "Oh."

listen to new gatsby's american dream and armor for sleep.

I am still in LeMars, and wouldn't you know it. I'm bored as fuck. It's my fault, I know. I am a tool. And you don't wanna hang out with me. But all is well. I went for a walk, and no one met me under the tree with all the dangerous looking icicles. I was wearing a brown hat. And a turtleneck to protect from the biting wind. It was boring anyways. ( Read more... )

..i have gotten three haircuts in the last 3 days the second one was the sweetest, but now you can call me butch and i blacked out and pissed in a closet last night.

I saw someone on tv who spells their name the same way I do. I am subsequently less unique. He is in the porno industry. That makes me suck much much more than him. I quit wal-mart. I have become a lazy piece of shat. Although, I did beat LSU 10 to 3 on NCAA Football 2005. On heisman level. With Iowa. I am amazing. I spent the weekend in Cedar ( Read more... )

This is a post, bitches. Yeah that's right. I've taken a break from my usual drunken daze to post. I'm just kidding though, the truth is that I've spent the last 2 months dying of some super secret lung disease that leaves me curled into a ball on my bed (or the floor)coughing my lungs out, literally. Then eventually I end up puking on myself. But ( Read more... )

I am the cannon that will wreck your home

I am the sword that will reshape your bones

I am the piano that nobody plays when everybody's home

I know your veins so much better than you

I know the condition of your heart

I can smell the glue

I know where you keep all the diamonds and the meat

I know how to eat them when they shut off the heat

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So this is a post. I haven't posted since school ended. But now I feel the need to. I'm bored. And I like to copy/paste from other people's ljs ( Read more... )

hahahahahahah... oh man... Tony, remind me of how retarded you are.....