I would still die for you..

Nov 08, 2004 23:30

This is a post, bitches. Yeah that's right. I've taken a break from my usual drunken daze to post. I'm just kidding though, the truth is that I've spent the last 2 months dying of some super secret lung disease that leaves me curled into a ball on my bed (or the floor)coughing my lungs out, literally. Then eventually I end up puking on myself. But I finally have started to see improvement, and it makes me very very happy. New things are abound. It's fun. I also work a lot. And by a lot, I mean.. a little bit.. around 40 hours a week, and that's on top of school. It leaves me with little time to chill with brosephs, etc so forth. But I make do, and am enjoying myself in this crazy crazy town at least a little bit more than last year. I think I might actually come home sometime soon. Maybe for thanksgiving. I miss my mom. She called me tonight and we talked for 28 minutes. Anyways, I also got a haircut. It was long enough to eat. Bad for my digestion, 3.5 inches gone. Speaking of hair, someone should ask Tyler Schwartz why there are two huge piles of his hair in my bathroom. Oh yeah, nevermind.. I forgot I cut it off with a Gerber multi-tool. Enjoy the haircut. I gave up the idea of growing a mustache yesterday. Someone called me mexican. Not that there is anything wrong with mexicans. I like them. I work with one at work, his name is Josemando Dominguez. He bought be a soda from the soda machine at work. Muhm, Dong, Arens, and myself had an argument over who would win in a fight between a Great White Shark and a Grizzly Bear in 3 feet of water if both parties knew the other party was comin' at 'em... "...mu'fuckin' Great White Shark all the way', I say. But Muhm says otherwise. So we decided to cover Dong with foaming floor deodorizer. Then we made huge penises on the floor with it. Then I started it on fire, and my room burst into flames. And Muhm put it out with his hands, without spilling a drop of his beer. I wonder if the founder of the band name 'Bear vs. Shark' had the same argument. I sure hope so.

'I'm too afraid to talk, i never even curse... Well, i think them all the time.......'
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