One should not play Grid before going to work. This causes one to think that one's car is higher performance than it really is. And this causes one to attempt to drift a 90 degree turn at 45mph into a parking lot.

If you happen to notice tire tracks into McD's on Moorland, yeah, that was me.

I know this has been around before, but I needed a good laugh today...
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Summarize your sex life with a Star Wars quote:

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

Aren't you kinda short to be a stormtrooper?

I've got a bad feeling about this

Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what ( Read more... )

( Kitteh pics! )

I believe I mentioned that I was attempting to train my kitteh to use the toilet rather than the litter box. In my estimation, my cat is a genius (and pretty too ( Read more... )

Today is my day to officially traumatize the cat ( Read more... )

I r voted.

LOS ANGELES - It’s official. Starting this fall, Xbox 360 owners can stream movies directly from Netflix ( Read more... )

Some days, you're the pigeon. Some days, you're the statue.

...or in this case, a bastard ( Read more... )

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/books/03/18/obit.clarke/index.htmlRead more... )