"HONESTLY, we're out of gas ( Read more... )

Sometimes I like to think that Mike looked like this when he drove home from breaking up with me, because it makes me laugh instead of cry:

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Ridikolous ( Read more... )

Okay, considering I haven't shut up about this since it happened like a week ago, I think I need to get it in writing:Kenny and Katie said that I am a great driver ( Read more... )

If any of you are sitting there all like, "Eeeek, thaaat's embarrassing. Lizzy made a typo . . ." then pleeeease see "Shut Up and Sing ( Read more... )

I kind of think my aunt is great ( Read more... )

You know what? I don't think mixed messages are bad. I don't think it's bad to tell my boyfriend two true things, although it's sometimes unfortunate that the two things are sometimes complete opposites ( Read more... )

SAD!!!!: For my twenty-first birthday, AKA The Beginning of Cool Life, Annie and Joey got me these amazing royal blue martini glasses. I have painstakingly wrapped them up like Russian babies every time I've moved somewhere, and I even broke and entered once because I realized that I had forgotten to pack them after having moved!! Today I was ( Read more... )

I'm really prejudiced. I went to see Jay Mohr (who is paid to be prejudiced) with my cousin last night, and we were driving to San Jose and he was telling me about meeting his friend's friend the other night, a really sweet girl who GIGgled a lot. Everything he said, she GIGgled ( Read more... )

Emphasis on the Ommmmmm ( Read more... )

So the deal was that since I'm in Psych school, and like, a flowery ridiculous psych school where we dance with scarves to African lullibies, I feel really stupid bringing up my feelings or interpretations of my friends' actions and stuff, cos then OBviously my friends will scream at me all like: "EW THAT STUPID FEELINGS SCHOOL IS HELLOF MAKING YOU ( Read more... )