The little one does not want me on the computer right now, so my cool post must wait. In other news, if you spot a pile of metal bits called "step flashing", send them this way.
So, R ran into the dvd rack. There was a crash as dvds went everywhere. In the crash R lost his snack. From the wreckage a quiet and annoyed voice said "where is my cracker?" Followed by, "it got smashed".