Red Tartan: Envy/Ed

[gelfling8604]

Red Tartan
Envy/Ed
R for language, sexual situations
Humor! True blue humor! FMA movie spoilers, cross-dressing involved, slightly evil Envy, but only very slightly, more blackmailing than murderous. And, yes, sexual situations in tartan skirts. Crack.

Comments

[pinion]

nnngh. Love it. And I love the concept of frustratedhuman!envy. Weaker but still as smart at manipulation as ever. This is great :)

[gelfling8604]

Yeesssss...Envy as human would be SO pissed off, but still Envy...he's hard to write human, actually. Really, really hard. I can't humourously kill him anymore and be sure he'll get back up. Rather hard.

[lykomancer]

;sdijaglj!

...I think I need a cold shower now. OMFG, crossdessing!Envy...in a little plaid schoolgirl skirt...molesting an unwilling Ed... Yes, yes, yes, yes. Tasty as all goddamned hell. *dies*

“You’re a liar.”
“Yes, but only about important things."

Ooooohhh...yes. Absolutely perfect. ^____^ And then the real work comes in trying to figure out what exactly Envy considers "important". *laughs* I'll willing to bet that it changes from moment to moment.

[laylah]

YES. I so should have mentioned that line, too. Capricious!Envy is love. Or maybe spite.

[lykomancer]

Yep. What makes it isn't just the fact that he's capricious, but the fact that at least half of it is maliciously intentional just to fuck with other people. Ohhhhh, yes.

[gelfling8604]

;sdijaglj!

Best comment response EVER :DDDDD

I want...more crossdressing Envy art. Because...it's sexy. It's really, really sexy. Your icon is LOVE.
...I need to get work on the rest of this thing...

[laylah]

Holy fuck.

...I'm with Ed on the boys-dressed-as-girls thing. Usually it doesn't really work for me. But this...mmmn.

Your Envy makes a lot of crazy shit work. And the frustrated fury that ties him and Ed together rocks.

[gelfling8604]

Yes! Guys in dresses...can sometimes be a little strange and gross, but when it's pulled off, it's pulled of SWEET.
Envy's crazy. And it's good. Jack Sparrow good.

[laylah]

*nodnod* Most of the time boys in dresses just read as totally neutral to me. I'm not grossed out, but not at all interested, either. But Envy is one of those rare exceptions.

Also, you just had to go and mention Envy and Captain Jack in the same breath, didn't you? *brain breaks* *drabble falls out*

___

There's a fascinating young thing perched by the bar at the Dolphin tonight, and Jack's been staring for three straight mugs of rum. He can't tell from here if he's seeing a willowy girl, or a pretty boy tarted up. But that black hair, that fair skin.... He needs a closer look, clearly.

"What's yer name, love?" Jack asks.

"Envy," says the strumpet, and damned if Jack still can't tell, that voice so clever and strange.

"Cause everyone wants you?" he hazards, sliding a hand over one sleek hip.

Envy smiles. "And nobody ever gets as much as they'd like."

[gelfling8604]

you just had to go and mention Envy and Captain Jack in the same breath.
Yes. Yes I did: it got me drabble so I TOTALLY did XD

The last line of your drabbles kill me, they always do. Now I want...crossover. Impossible crossover. Evil!
:D

[cingula_orionis]

Died from laughing XD XD XD LoL

[gelfling8604]

Yayaa!! It WAS funny after all!
Humor's always hard for me; funny is good! Funny is yay! Hurrah!

[cingula_orionis]

Yes it was funny ^___^ Especialy when Envy asked for a kiss XD And considering my imagination I was crying from laughing XD

[gelfling8604]

I really like the image of human-blond-Envy with his hair up and in girls clothing. Thanks for posting that one image though--it REALLY got the ball rolling :D

[tdei]

::squeak::

[gelfling8604]

*glonk*
It is squeaky goodness. Envy in a skirt...is such a yummy thing.

[tdei]

XD ♥