Red Tartan: Envy/Ed

[gelfling8604]

Red Tartan
Envy/Ed
R for language, sexual situations
Humor! True blue humor! FMA movie spoilers, cross-dressing involved, slightly evil Envy, but only very slightly, more blackmailing than murderous. And, yes, sexual situations in tartan skirts. Crack.

Comments

[laylah]

Holy fuck.

...I'm with Ed on the boys-dressed-as-girls thing. Usually it doesn't really work for me. But this...mmmn.

Your Envy makes a lot of crazy shit work. And the frustrated fury that ties him and Ed together rocks.

[gelfling8604]

Yes! Guys in dresses...can sometimes be a little strange and gross, but when it's pulled off, it's pulled of SWEET.
Envy's crazy. And it's good. Jack Sparrow good.

[laylah]

*nodnod* Most of the time boys in dresses just read as totally neutral to me. I'm not grossed out, but not at all interested, either. But Envy is one of those rare exceptions.

Also, you just had to go and mention Envy and Captain Jack in the same breath, didn't you? *brain breaks* *drabble falls out*

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There's a fascinating young thing perched by the bar at the Dolphin tonight, and Jack's been staring for three straight mugs of rum. He can't tell from here if he's seeing a willowy girl, or a pretty boy tarted up. But that black hair, that fair skin.... He needs a closer look, clearly.

"What's yer name, love?" Jack asks.

"Envy," says the strumpet, and damned if Jack still can't tell, that voice so clever and strange.

"Cause everyone wants you?" he hazards, sliding a hand over one sleek hip.

Envy smiles. "And nobody ever gets as much as they'd like."

[gelfling8604]

you just had to go and mention Envy and Captain Jack in the same breath.
Yes. Yes I did: it got me drabble so I TOTALLY did XD

The last line of your drabbles kill me, they always do. Now I want...crossover. Impossible crossover. Evil!
:D

[laylah]

That's actually the second time I've drabbled that crossover -- though the first time it was with Greed.

Run with it! It's fun!