the following is a short story written by my sister and i with a little help from blake. she turned this in for her final english project and got 100 percent. we are all very proud of it. enjoy ( Read more... )

paris hiltons jail cell: "Her cell will be Spartan: 12-by-8 feet with a toilet, sink and a window 6 inches wide ( Read more... )

spider man 3 was amazing. venom was amazing. sandman was amazing.

kirsten dunst singing...not so amazing. and emo spider man was kinda funny. actually really funny. youll see

so im sick. and not just a little sick. im really sick. my head feels like it is going to explode. i cant breathe through my nose, and i have a horrible cough. ive been coughing so much, that my abs are sore. and every time i cough now, it hurts my whole body and my head ( Read more... )

FUUUCK!!! i forgot my gigantic piece of prime rib at work. it was so big and juicy. and im so hungry. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

so this past wednesday, i auditioned for a movie. its called perfect sport. its a teen angst movie about high school athletes and the pressures they face. there were a lot of people at the audition. at least a couple hundred....but i got called back. so my second audition was thursday. they didnt have a part in mind for me to read, so i just talked ( Read more... )

the football season is over for the seahawks. what a disappointing year for them. first all the injuries, now a heartbreaking loss to the fucking bears.

god dammit.

i cant wait to be disappointed by the mariners...only 3 and a half more months til that.

my first two full days in belize have been so great. and i have 2 wonderful stories for whoever is interested ( Read more... )

almost a full week without power. finally i can shower in light and use my own internet and all the other great things you can do with electricity. and if i wasnt leaving for belize in a few hours, i would be playing my new wii hardcore right now.

oh man do i have a lot to talk about. so first of all, i am still without power. i went over to my friend dominic's house in seattle earlier to charge my laptop and cell phone and now i am leeching off of a close by wireless network. since ive been home the power has come back on twice. the first time it was on for 5 minutes. there was a loud ( Read more... )