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my first two full days in belize have been so great. and i have 2 wonderful stories for whoever is interested.
firstly, last night miles got REALLY drunk. like blackout drunk only he didnt black out. when i saw how drunk he was getting, i kinda limited myself just in case i had to take care of him. anyway, we get back to the room and put on a movie. miles passes out...or so i think. in the middle of the movie miles gets up walks about 3 feet to the nearest night stand, pulls down his pants and starts peeing on the floor. this was the following conversation:
Me: Miles, what are you doing?
Miles: shut the fuck up.
Me: are you peeing on the floor?!
Miles:...the travel...
Me: what?
Miles: shut the fuck up!
--natasha wakes up--
Natasha: why is miles peeing on the floor?
Me: hes really drunk.
Miles: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Natasha: Miles, why are you peeing on the floor?
Miles: the travel...the travel...the travel is closed...im peeing on the floor. *he finishes peeing* the travel is REOPENED!
that was interesting.
and then today we went to two mayan ruins which were amazing. i was in awe the whole time....at the second mayan ruin we had a tour guide who, for lack of a better word, was bat-shit insane. here are some of the profound things he said
"anthropologists think this woman was the ruler, and someone spat in her hand...and we all know that you can impregnate a woman by spitting"
"sometimes when you are alone, you like to be by yourself...enjoying the silence of silence."
"if you drink the bark of the cedar tree, you become strong. i tried it. it made me cry when i did not want to cry. i was very sweaty...and a little bit of mucus came out of my anus" (pronounced ah-noos)
"when i smoke the weed, i think airplanes are coming toward me when there are none. also my teeth become too big for my jaw and i can swallow anyone"
he was nuts
firstly, last night miles got REALLY drunk. like blackout drunk only he didnt black out. when i saw how drunk he was getting, i kinda limited myself just in case i had to take care of him. anyway, we get back to the room and put on a movie. miles passes out...or so i think. in the middle of the movie miles gets up walks about 3 feet to the nearest night stand, pulls down his pants and starts peeing on the floor. this was the following conversation:
Me: Miles, what are you doing?
Miles: shut the fuck up.
Me: are you peeing on the floor?!
Miles:...the travel...
Me: what?
Miles: shut the fuck up!
--natasha wakes up--
Natasha: why is miles peeing on the floor?
Me: hes really drunk.
Miles: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Natasha: Miles, why are you peeing on the floor?
Miles: the travel...the travel...the travel is closed...im peeing on the floor. *he finishes peeing* the travel is REOPENED!
that was interesting.
and then today we went to two mayan ruins which were amazing. i was in awe the whole time....at the second mayan ruin we had a tour guide who, for lack of a better word, was bat-shit insane. here are some of the profound things he said
"anthropologists think this woman was the ruler, and someone spat in her hand...and we all know that you can impregnate a woman by spitting"
"sometimes when you are alone, you like to be by yourself...enjoying the silence of silence."
"if you drink the bark of the cedar tree, you become strong. i tried it. it made me cry when i did not want to cry. i was very sweaty...and a little bit of mucus came out of my anus" (pronounced ah-noos)
"when i smoke the weed, i think airplanes are coming toward me when there are none. also my teeth become too big for my jaw and i can swallow anyone"
he was nuts