Comments | gayeld: Oh brother... or should that be sister.

gayeld

Oh brother... or should that be sister.

Jan 12, 2011 14:43

WARNING! Insane ramblings to follow.

I'm just not sure if I'm talking about mine or hers.

So, Mom got a Facebook message from... Kelly. Yes, you're reading that correctly. Kelly. Kelly Renee Collier, to be exact. You know, my half-sister by way of my worthless druggie biological (but no longer LEGAL) father. Kelly, who is in no way shape or form ( Read more... )

chocolate, can't prove i'm related, i hate my sister, idiot, wtf?, family, siblings

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mitchy January 13 2011, 13:26:00 UTC

shallow
You play Farmville and have 15 aliases? *sidles over and attaches self to ankles* Friend meeeeeeeeee? Please? *does Disney eyes*
/shallow

As for the family stuff, yeh. I got nuthin'. Laughter seems the best option :)

gayeld January 13 2011, 15:57:23 UTC

You got it, baby! Welcome to the Hive. Keep your eyes open for a lot of people named Farmer wanting to cozy up to you. *g*

Yeah, that's pretty much what I'm going to go with. That and a nice thank you gift for my mother for keeping me away from them growing up.

mitchy January 17 2011, 13:29:25 UTC

You got it, baby! Welcome to the Hive. Keep your eyes open for a lot of people named Farmer wanting to cozy up to you. *g*

*falls over under avalanche of neighbour requests* WOW!! *boggles in delight* Goodness, how on earth do you keep all these accounts straight?!

THANK YOU!

gayeld January 18 2011, 19:47:37 UTC

LOL! I don't always. Three of them are the kids (the twins are totally into Cafe World now[Mom and I hate it]and Maeson loves Cityville,) so they do some of the upkeep on their farms. Then we plant a lot of artichokes for the sharecroppers, or just leave them unplanted for a while. But they're great for sending yourself some item you don't want to waste your Farmville dollars on. *admires Grace's pretty pink treehouse, gazebo and barn*

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jenni411 January 13 2011, 14:36:59 UTC

*opens mouth*

*closes mouth*

Yeah, I got nothin'.

*uploads chocolate*

gayeld January 13 2011, 15:58:09 UTC

SEE! SEE! I really wasn't exaggerating all these years.

gayeld January 13 2011, 16:06:41 UTC

Thank you for the chocolate, btw. Dark has always been my favorite.

Kelly and Cassie Collier whiskey9pj April 15 2011, 16:53:42 UTC

I'm trying to find two sisters by that name. They would have lived in Merced 1985-1988 and would know me. Hoping maybe I got lucky. Dave T.

Re: Kelly and Cassie Collier gayeld April 16 2011, 20:18:37 UTC

Good for you. In case you completely failed to read the post you commented on, I have two sisters by that name. I do everything in my power to avoid contact with them.

Go away now.