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The Tale of Zuko ☄ Book 01; Chapter 02 ☄ Video

Dec 06, 2011 21:52

[ The Guide is nestled somewhere on the bed, far away enough to get a head-to-knees view of Zuko, who's slowly pacing in his room. He's apparently talking to himself, giving himself advice with the imitated voice of an old man. ]"Life is like a banana. You start out green and get soft and mushy with age. Some people want to be one of the bunch ( Read more... )

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[video] beyond_royalty December 7 2011, 03:00:15 UTC

[O-kaaay...?]

Wanna try a coconut next?

[video] deconflagration December 7 2011, 03:08:46 UTC

What-

[ GUIDE. YOU ARE A TRAITOR. A villainous traitor. What if people he knows saw it?! Regardless, he reaches for his Guide and tries to play it cool. So cool he uses his normal voice for this: ]

Life is like a coconut. Hard and rough on the outside, but with the right tools and diligence, you can get to the sweet, worthwhile center.

...And it still didn't make much sense. But you know, it's rude to eavesdrop.

Re: [video] 1/2 beyond_royalty December 7 2011, 03:11:03 UTC

Who told you to talk to yourself while the camera was on?

Re: [video] 2/2 beyond_royalty December 7 2011, 03:11:25 UTC

By the way, you're not crazy, right?

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[video] unetrustworthy December 7 2011, 03:01:00 UTC

You're making me hungry.

[video] deconflagration December 7 2011, 03:11:13 UTC

[ Whyyy, Midii. Why did you watch? Why didn't you politely look away? ]

...Now that you mention it, it made me hungry, too. A fruit salad sounds really good right about now.

Re: [video] unetrustworthy December 7 2011, 03:23:59 UTC

[1. Familiar Face 2. She's forever curious]

I think we have some fruit leftover in our fridge. I could make one, if you like.

[video] deconflagration December 7 2011, 03:28:22 UTC

[ He almost asks if she's up to doing that, her being a little kid and all. But then remembers that compared to the life she's had, making fruit salad is absolutely nothing. ]

If you want to, I' like that.

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video flagrances December 7 2011, 03:02:02 UTC

If it squirts ya in the eye, then ya just suck at eating 'em!

video deconflagration December 7 2011, 03:14:37 UTC

[ HOW MANY PEOPLE SAW THIS? ]

You've never gotten fruit juice in your eye before?

video flagrances December 7 2011, 03:15:37 UTC

I don't like talkin' about it in public...

video deconflagration December 7 2011, 03:21:48 UTC

[ ......... ]

So in other words, you have.

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video thenwhowas December 7 2011, 03:02:15 UTC

...

Just quit while you're ahead.

video deconflagration December 7 2011, 03:16:27 UTC

[ Zuko can't decide if it's a good thing that so far, the majority of people who saw are people he doesn't know very well. ]

But I'm not ahead.

[ He took 20 steps back for each example. ]

video thenwhowas December 7 2011, 03:38:55 UTC

It's a figure of speech. I mean, obviously similes aren't your thing.

video deconflagration December 7 2011, 03:45:36 UTC

[ Hey, he only replicates similies and proverbs. He has no idea what he's saying when he does it! ]

Guess I made that pretty clear to the entire ship.

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[Video] thesunislaw December 7 2011, 03:09:27 UTC

Reciting proverbs?

[Video] deconflagration December 7 2011, 03:17:02 UTC

...Yeah. Trying to.

They're not very good.

Re: [Video] thesunislaw December 7 2011, 03:20:11 UTC

I thought the grapefruit one was quite clever, if a little cynical.

[Video] deconflagration December 7 2011, 03:27:05 UTC

[ Visibly perking up at that. ]

You really mean that?

[ Even if he made an idiot of himself, if it made sense to someone, then he's getting better at them. ]

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