The Tale of Zuko ☄ Book 01; Chapter 02 ☄ Video

[deconflagration]

[ The Guide is nestled somewhere on the bed, far away enough to get a head-to-knees view of Zuko, who's slowly pacing in his room. He's apparently talking to himself, giving himself advice with the imitated voice of an old man. ]"Life is like a banana. You start out green and get soft and mushy with age. Some people want to be one of the bunch

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[thenwhowas]

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Just quit while you're ahead.

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[ Zuko can't decide if it's a good thing that so far, the majority of people who saw are people he doesn't know very well. ]

But I'm not ahead.

[ He took 20 steps back for each example. ]

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[thenwhowas]

It's a figure of speech. I mean, obviously similes aren't your thing.

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[deconflagration]

[ Hey, he only replicates similies and proverbs. He has no idea what he's saying when he does it! ]

Guess I made that pretty clear to the entire ship.

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[thenwhowas]

Yeah, the Guides do that.

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[deconflagration]

...Often?

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[thenwhowas]

Depends on how much yours hates you.

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[deconflagration]

Considering the job I had last month and this, I'd have to say it hates me a lot.

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[thenwhowas]

Welcome to the club.

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[deconflagration]

How many members?

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[thenwhowas]

Half the refugees, at least.

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[deconflagration]

Biggest club in all the Thor. Guess I should be honored.

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[thenwhowas]

If it screws up on you enough, you could even qualify for premium membership.

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[deconflagration]

Yeah. With your new membership upgrade, your Guide never turns off. But if you're not touching it at all times, it'll shoot lightning at you.

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[thenwhowas]

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You know, I wouldn't be surprised if stuff like that could actually happen.

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[deconflagration]

Me either. Sad, isn't it?