November Missions

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OOC Info:

The Miss S.S. Thor PageantThis month marks the first ever Miss S.S. Thor Pageant, sponsored by Troppary’s. If you think you have what it takes to be named the most beautiful woman aboard the ship, send in your application forms right away, and then start practicing for the talent competition! The winner of this contest will walk home

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Miss S.S. Thor Contestants

[lightningpost]

Please leave your name and room number.

Slots: 10 Pay: Minimum

[fabularity]

Very well. In that case, I'm certain you will need my expert advice. Come on, now-- we have a lot to work on!

[deconflagration]

Don't say it like that.

[ WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO HIM? ]

[fabularity]

I must say it exactly the way it is. Clearly you have never partaken in a pageant before, have you?

[UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS AWAIT...]

[deconflagration]

[ S C R E A M... on the inside. ]

No. I haven't.

[ And no one will ever find out about this participation. Somehow. Like with magic. ]

[fabularity]

Well, then. In that case, first we must figure out whether you're joining this as a miss or as a mister.

[deconflagration]

Why are you even helping me?

[fabularity]

Because I need a suitable representative, of course. I would ask Fluttershy, but the last time was more than enough.

[deconflagration]

Ugh.... Fine. Let's just do it. Whatever it is.

[fabularity]

Very well. I expect you in my room for trying on outfits in, say, two days?

[deconflagration]

[ In the grumpiest (and apparently ungrateful) way possible: ]

Fine.

[critterbiffle]

Uhm... Fluttershy... 3-26...

[critterbiffle]

W-wait a minute... This... isn't what I signed up for...

[critterbiffle]

Oh no, Fluttershy... What did you get yourself into...?

[fillyia]

...C-calm down, Fluttershy, it'll be okay...

[critterbiffle]

[Dis face. All dis face.]

I-is there any way to undo it...?