November Missions

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OOC Info:

The Miss S.S. Thor PageantThis month marks the first ever Miss S.S. Thor Pageant, sponsored by Troppary’s. If you think you have what it takes to be named the most beautiful woman aboard the ship, send in your application forms right away, and then start practicing for the talent competition! The winner of this contest will walk home

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Miss S.S. Thor Contestants

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Please leave your name and room number.

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Re: Miss S.S. Thor Contestants

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Buffy Summers, 3-33.

Prom Queen within, yadda-yadda.

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[ Oh boy, picking his very first job! Being useful! ]

Zuko, room 3-20.

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[ OH GOD WHAT IS THIS. ]

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[ WHERE IS THIS UNDO BUTTON? ]

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[ TECHNOLOGY, WHY? HE REFUSES. HIS HONOR HAS BEEN DAMAGED ENOUGH. But if he doesn't participate, that's dishonorable. No, seriously, Guide? Why did miss the one with katanas?

Zuko's luck. Always. ]

Why is it always me?

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[PONY. STARING. AT YOU.]

Do forgive my intrusion, but I was under the impression you were a male. [BTW HER TONE IS KIND OF PAINFULLY SARDONIC.]

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I am! It was an accident!

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Accident or not, I simply cannot let you join the pageant looking like this. Fortunately, you're in very good hooves.

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What's wrong with the way I look?

[ Excuse you, Zuko is a beautiful princess. ]

Don't tell me you're going to make me wear a dress.

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Oh, please. Dresses are meant for ladies, not males. But I'm sure I can turn you into a handsome gentle-- fellow.

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...I'd rather not.

[ Trauma from Iroh fixing his hair for his date with Jin. ]

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Do you not want to win?

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[ ...That is a complicated question. He doesn't like to lose. But the humiliation he'd have to go through to win... probably isn't worth it. Besides. He's a boy. There'd be something very wrong with the universe if he DID win. ]

I'd rather give my spot to someone else, but the Guide won't retract my sign-up.

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That is beside the point. The question is, do you or not you not want to win?

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[ NOT... REALLY.... ]

I might as well do my best if I'm signed up. So the answer is... yes... I think....