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[volcanisms]

[ The moment the feed clicks on, you, dear viewer, are subjected to the lovely sight of these candied apples. The Guide hangs on that image for a few moment, while another apple gets added to the group. Then the Guide is picked up and addressed by a bored-looking Iceland. ]You know, since I have to make all of these, you should come and buy them.

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[plaidmanskirt]

That's a sissy job.

[ hello Scottie is here to make your day even more pessimistic!!!! ]

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[volcanisms]

[ WOW GET OUT. ]

It's a good job.

[plaidmanskirt]

It's a proper sissy job.

[volcanisms]

It's probably better than whatever you're doing.

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[roughntough]

Say. Yer mighty good at candyin' them apples. I've always been one to prefer them plain, but what the heck, I'll buy some.

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[volcanisms]

Thanks. The store is located at [ insert location here, idk. ].

...Ponies can eat this kind of stuff?

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[roughntough]

Sure can. It's jus' an extra sweet apple. Funny how I keep havin' to explain all these things.

Anyway, I'll be over in a jiffy.

[video]

[volcanisms]

It's not typical for ponies to eat candied things. It wasn't back home, anyway.

But alright, I'll see you soon I guess.

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[gotsmelledlater]

... I wouldn't mind buyin' one!

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[volcanisms]

Good. I don't want to make all of these to have them go to waste.

The shop's located at [ insert location coordinates here! ]

[text]

[maid_of_fthulu]

Do you deliver?

[text]

[volcanisms]

I don't personally, no.

[text]

[maid_of_fthulu]

I'm presently located in a bunker central to a zombie hotspot on Konami VI. What can you do for me?
Mind you, you might lose my business if you say "nothing."

[text]

[volcanisms]

I might be able to send a coworker out there?

[voice]

[allmyanswers]

[ He nearly tried the anonymous text tactic with this entry again, but then he remembered how badly it went last time. And realized it would be useless to do so in this situation. And he has to say something, clearly, because of his weird concern for Iceland. This hasn't become more prevalent since Norway and Denmark arrived or anything either. Nope. Can't imagine what would make you think that. Either way, it takes about ten minutes before he figures out how to reply. Voice first, because he doesn't want to startle Iceland! His appearance is totally normal today, but you know. ]

I believe America-san would like some of those.... [ You know, America. His roommate. ] Perhaps I could procure several...?

[voice]

[volcanisms]

[ Hark! A familiar voice. Oh, Japan, your concern would be so touching if Iceland actually... knew about it... ]

Buy a lot.

[voice]

[allmyanswers]

[ He will show his concern in useful ways. Like so: ]

How many constitutes 'a lot?'

[voice]

[volcanisms]

[ Hold on, let him think about this for a second... ]

At least a dozen. A bushel would be better.