[ The moment the feed clicks on, you, dear viewer, are subjected to the lovely sight of
these candied apples. The Guide hangs on that image for a few moment, while another apple gets added to the group. Then the Guide is picked up and addressed by a bored-looking Iceland. ]
You know, since I have to make all of these, you should come and buy them. They'll go to waste otherwise.
[ He pans the Guide back over to some colorful apples. ]
Don't they look good? They'll be thrown out at the end of the day if you don't come and buy them. One. At least one.
[ Back to Iceland. ]
It's good for the ship's economy too. Probably.
[ Feed end. ]