What's the point in offering a butter stocking mission if there's a shortage?

Seems like a joke to me.

[ Greetings, residents of the Thor. Today Iceland has dropped his Guide on his way home from work, and turns it on as he picks it up. He's not exactly paying attention to his device, however, as he notices a suspicious someone watching him from around the corner. ]

What're you doing?

You can't be a man.

What.

[And suddenly, the suspicious ( Read more... )

[ The moment the feed clicks on, you, dear viewer, are subjected to the lovely sight of these candied apples. The Guide hangs on that image for a few moment, while another apple gets added to the group. Then the Guide is picked up and addressed by a bored-looking Iceland. ]You know, since I have to make all of these, you should come and buy them. ( Read more... )

Is a "shoutacon" like some sort of offshoot convention of a bigger, more awful convention like the one that was on the planet last month?

I need to know, it's for my job.

[ greetings from galacticon! iceland looks a little winded when he starts the feed, but he shrugs it off quickly enough to speak normally. ]These people are so creepy. Some of them keep following me and trying to take my picture... Hah, this is the worst place to go if you need fresh air. It's so gross and crowded ( Read more... )

[ hello, refugee network. you know how isn't having a great day? this kid. after returning to the ship and dealing with a mountain of paperwork again, he's gone back to his old apartment to unwind. however, it seems that he's locked out. oh boy! how is little bracket text relevant to the guide? ah, you see, iceland has put his guide on the floor in ( Read more... )

[ given the lush, green background and that lavender-colored sky, it's obvious that iceland is on the planet. and he's not alone - pixies flit in and out of frame, and the nation seems quite amused with this. however, when he moves his hand anywhere near the little creatures, they scatter and leave him looking a little disappointed. ]...Well, this ( Read more... )

What do you do when you can't sleep? Nothing I try works.

I'm exhausted and my head and eyes hurt. I'm willing to try almost anything to get to sleep.

If you help me, I'll give you money or something.

So, um... I h-have a lot of extra beer left over in my fridge and I was wondering if anyone wants to take it. I can't drink it, but I don't want it to go to waste, either. It's free, so if you want some...

[ and he trails off there. ]

( filtered (poorly) to the other nations )

Hello, castaways!

Are you single? Do you ever sit in your room with the lights turned off rocking back and forth with intense feelings of loneliness?
Well, today if your lucky day! Because this handsome young man is single and looking.


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