[Locked to the male staff at Class Act]

Guys, there's a really bad disease going around, so I suggest all of you go see a doctor to get tested. Apparently it came from one of the planets and if you don't get it checked out your penis might fall off!

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[Locked to Kiriko]

Doctor, I need your sperm!

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[Locked to Ashura]I think ( Read more... )

[Ironically, Maraich was IN Silent Hill long ago before he arrived on the ship. First question: Why would the ship take him back?]

I hate this planet... Why am I here again?

...More importantly, I suppose... How am I here again if it supposedly blew up before I came here?

[The feed comes on, showing two men dressed for going out, one looking distinctly uncomfortable. That one would be Ashura, dressed not in his normal robes but in a suit (far right in the image), of all things. His hair is up in a simple high ponytail and other than a few golden clasps and some rubies, he does not have a large amount of jewelry. His ( Read more... )

Job Opening
The best job on the ship!

Due to an unfortunate incident where the previous employee spontaneously combusted, the position of head waiter is now available at Class Act.

This position comes with many benefits:
1. Good pay.
2. Premium health care from the best doctor on the ship.
3. A lively and fun environment.
4. A great boss! That's ( Read more... )

[The post opens with a video. Maraich is checking his fingers, then twirls a bit in front of a mirror, then runs a hand through his hair.]

Nope, I'm still my beautiful self.

[Ha ha, you're all ponies and he's not.]

Kaoru hasn't shown up for work in days. Kaoru, if you see this, you better come in to work. You're then head waiter. You don't just get random vacations.

And if he doesn't see this, I'm offering a reward for returning him. Alive only. You can get a free meal and dessert in the best restaurant on the ship; so if you know where he is bring him back.

[Maraich is in a rather pretty, white dress when the video opens. Truthfully, he was just trying on outfits, but the dress had given him a devious idea.

He looks at the camera with a bright smile]

Hi everyone! I thought I'd take this moment to deliver an invitation to all my friends.
So, here it is:

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Hello, castaways!

Are you single? Do you ever sit in your room with the lights turned off rocking back and forth with intense feelings of loneliness?
Well, today if your lucky day! Because this handsome young man is single and looking.


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As I said previously... The food at Class Act has been cleared. I could have told the police it wasn't the food and saved them the time, but they're not good listeners!

[He seems to be standing at the restaurant, which is open again]

Don't worry, Canada has been properly spanked for his indiscretions.

[Ok, something seems a bit off about that, ( Read more... )

[Another video post of Maraich; but this time he's in business mode. As a matter of fact, you'd never suspected the previous post only happened yesterday. He has on his fancy suit and his hair is done up as he looks straight into the camera]

Some of you might have heard rumors of an... incident at Class Act ( Read more... )