You know, this is almost kind of like MySpace.

[totespolska]

Okay so like, this place is big. Bigger than big. It's huge. And I don't know like... any of you. And this little book thing needs to stop reminding me not to panic because I'm totally not panicking at this point at allLike, world destroyed? What's with that?? That's totally bull! It's obvious enough to me that we all got kidnapped by a bunch of

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[princemunculus]

What is a "Cosmonaut"?

[totespolska]

They're like, Russian space dudes. Have you seen any? 'Cause I'd be tempted to push one out the window without a spacesuit, those jerks.

[princemunculus]

Ah, I do not believe so, no. I am not sure what they look like, actually.

[totespolska]

They'll have big huge noses since they're Russian. And they'll speak Russian. And they might be wearing a weird space suit, I don't know.

If you see any, tell me! I'll totally put them in their place.

1/idkkkk

[sleepsinbed]

The cosmonauts are not to blame--

[sleepsinbed]

[ waaaaait a minute ]

[sleepsinbed]

[ valley girl accent? obnoxious voice? trying to blame the russians? ]

[sleepsinbed]

[ AND LOOK HE EVEN RE-AFFIRMS IT. WELL THEN IT MUST BE TIME TO GREET HIM PROPERLY ]

1???

[chainedtobed]

Well some worlds were destroyed, that can be for certain...

2/???

[chainedtobed]

I honestly doubt any of us were kidnapped by cosmonauts-

3/???

[chainedtobed]

...

4/6

[chainedtobed]

Poland!

[buonobuono_ooh]

tl;dr.

[totespolska]

Hey, you wanna go shopping?

[buonobuono_ooh]

Are you mistaking me for someone who actually wants to hang out with you?

[totespolska]

Oh. Wait.

Yeah. I think I was.

[quietstare]

What would you shop for, Poland-san?

[totespolska]

Well, duh. Clothes! Oh! And I could totally go for a "I Survived The Whacked Out Cosmonaut Kidnapping 2009" coffee mug or something.

[quietstare]

The fashion sense here is rather...odd.

[totespolska]

I've seen some of the stuff random people are wearing. Some of it's cool but I draw the line at pleather.