You know, this is almost kind of like MySpace.
Okay so like, this place is big. Bigger than big. It's huge. And I don't know like... any of you. And this little book thing needs to stop reminding me not to panic because I'm totally not panicking at this point at all.
Like, world destroyed? What's with that?? That's totally bull! It's obvious enough to me that we all got kidnapped by a bunch of cosmonauts, those bastards, and like, they're holding us for ransom or something. I bet the UN is negotiating my release as we speak! They obviously miss me back on Earth. I would miss me.
Nevermind that like, half the UN is here already or whatever. It's me they miss the most.
But I guess there's good news because, wait for it...... the cosmonauts have a mall up here! How totally sweet is that? Oh my god, who wants to go shopping?? We can totally go together! I'm Poland, btw. Maybe if you're not totally lame you can call me Feliks, but if you want to go shopping that makes you by default un-lame and worthy of maybe being my bff!
Like, world destroyed? What's with that?? That's totally bull! It's obvious enough to me that we all got kidnapped by a bunch of cosmonauts, those bastards, and like, they're holding us for ransom or something. I bet the UN is negotiating my release as we speak! They obviously miss me back on Earth. I would miss me.
Nevermind that like, half the UN is here already or whatever. It's me they miss the most.
But I guess there's good news because, wait for it...... the cosmonauts have a mall up here! How totally sweet is that? Oh my god, who wants to go shopping?? We can totally go together! I'm Poland, btw. Maybe if you're not totally lame you can call me Feliks, but if you want to go shopping that makes you by default un-lame and worthy of maybe being my bff!