Comments | gargleblasted: You know, this is almost kind of like MySpace.

totespolska in gargleblasted

You know, this is almost kind of like MySpace.

Dec 01, 2009 18:33

Okay so like, this place is big. Bigger than big. It's huge. And I don't know like... any of you. And this little book thing needs to stop reminding me not to panic because I'm totally not panicking at this point at allLike, world destroyed? What's with that?? That's totally bull! It's obvious enough to me that we all got kidnapped by a bunch of ( Read more... )

poland (feliks lukasiewicz)

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1/idkkkk sleepsinbed December 2 2009, 00:57:13 UTC

The cosmonauts are not to blame--

sleepsinbed December 2 2009, 00:57:40 UTC

[ waaaaait a minute ]

sleepsinbed December 2 2009, 00:58:22 UTC

[ valley girl accent? obnoxious voice? trying to blame the russians? ]

sleepsinbed December 2 2009, 00:59:09 UTC

[ AND LOOK HE EVEN RE-AFFIRMS IT. WELL THEN IT MUST BE TIME TO GREET HIM PROPERLY ]

/done sleepsinbed December 2 2009, 01:00:07 UTC

Poland! How nice it is to finally find you again!

totespolska December 2 2009, 01:01:27 UTC

Oh my god.

I KNEW IT.

sleepsinbed December 2 2009, 01:02:57 UTC

Ah, you did?

totespolska December 2 2009, 01:05:10 UTC

The UN is totally not going to stand for this, you jerk.

sleepsinbed December 2 2009, 01:08:46 UTC

It is not?

[ confusion, he has it ]

totespolska December 2 2009, 01:13:16 UTC

Partitioning me is one thing, but kidnapping tons of people and like, making them live on an actually kind of cool space station that has a mall in it is another! I bet America declares war in like, two seconds. Count them. Two!

[ as does he but he doesn't even realize, which probably means he wins the confusion game ]

totespolska December 2 2009, 01:19:22 UTC

Okay so he hasn't yet but I'm gonna give him a little longer and then you'll see. You'll totally see.

sleepsinbed December 2 2009, 01:27:38 UTC

America will declare war against the ship?

[ /adds more confusion to the mix ]

oh oops 2/2 sleepsinbed December 2 2009, 01:31:13 UTC

Also, it has been some time since you have been partitioned, yes?

OOPS INDEED. totespolska December 2 2009, 01:33:54 UTC

No, idiota! Against you! For like, kidnapping me and everybody else in your retarded, stupid, almost kinda cool SPACE STATION.

Oh. And for being a douche in general. His words, totally not mine. Yeah, why would I call you a douche stop looking at me like that...

DON'T WORRY I'LL TOTES WARN YOU THIS TIME [1/2] sleepsinbed December 2 2009, 01:39:18 UTC

I have not kidnapped anyone.

But it is good Poland recognizes the truth, yes? This ship will become one with Russia soon.

sleepsinbed December 2 2009, 01:40:08 UTC

[ you want to take back those words of yours? Because . . .

kolkolkolkolkol ]

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