027 || VIDEO || my life is diamonds

[haruno]

[ A pink panther sits on a generic bed, tail lashing, staring down the Guide which has been recording while the panther hiked itself away from the Guide and up onto the bed. ]

This is ridiculous.

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[apathetic_seal]

[Wait what.]

[What the hell.]

[What is this.]

[Did Aphrodite do this, as well?]

[Have a long-haired lady!Minato staring at the screen in slight bewilderment.]

...Yes. Yes it is.

[haruno]

Do you have any idea what's going on?

[apathetic_seal]

I know Aphrodite's been changing people's gender for what seems like shits and giggles, but I'm not sure about your problem. Might be her. you never know.

[haruno]

[ Oh the hell does she growl at that. ]

Aphrodite's doing what?

[ The only upside is no one is in danger right now so it's slightly more considerately inconsiderate of her. ]

[Voice]

[gaveupgivingup]

[CATS SUCK.]

In what way?

[haruno]

[ Is that a Uzumaki thing or something she thinks it is ]

In the "I'm still not me and now I'm a giant cat" kind of way.

[gaveupgivingup]

[No it's a CATS SUCK thing.]

...Oh. I had assumed you were supposed to be a cat.

[haruno]

[ Which is... an Uzumaki thing 8| and a lot of other people thing ]

I'm supposed to be human.

[ Like you only not emaciated and technically dead. ]

[haruno]

Hi, Suguru-san.

[haruno]

[ She waits. YES, SIR? ]

[video]

[steelioncub]

I agree.

[haruno]

Still?

[steelioncub]

Ignore the urge to groom yourself.

Furballs suck.

[haruno]

...

[ Oh some cat laughter. ]

How many, Edward?

[permatext]

[maid_of_fthulu]

Ridiculous is a good word. Absurd works too.
As absurd as oh say a pink panther perhaps?

[permavoice back]

[haruno]

A pink panther?

[ TAIL LASHING ]

[maid_of_fthulu]

Indeed, unless you are finding fault in my visual display.
Which is not any fault of my own, now is it?

[haruno]

No, not with these things. I'm more surprised about the color. I couldn't tell.