027 || VIDEO || my life is diamonds

[haruno]

[ A pink panther sits on a generic bed, tail lashing, staring down the Guide which has been recording while the panther hiked itself away from the Guide and up onto the bed. ]

This is ridiculous.

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[apathetic_seal]

[Wait what.]

[What the hell.]

[What is this.]

[Did Aphrodite do this, as well?]

[Have a long-haired lady!Minato staring at the screen in slight bewilderment.]

...Yes. Yes it is.

[haruno]

Do you have any idea what's going on?

[apathetic_seal]

I know Aphrodite's been changing people's gender for what seems like shits and giggles, but I'm not sure about your problem. Might be her. you never know.

[haruno]

[ Oh the hell does she growl at that. ]

Aphrodite's doing what?

[ The only upside is no one is in danger right now so it's slightly more considerately inconsiderate of her. ]

[apathetic_seal]

Changing people's genders. Do you not notice?

[Flipping hair out of his face for emphasis.]

[haruno]

[ Sakura levels a stare at the Guide. ]

What nice hair you have. What dulcet tones.

[ Noticing has very little to do with SURPRISE at Aphrodite's shenanigans.

Then again, Kamui would have told her she needs to stop being surprised. Nngh. ]

[apathetic_seal]

Bah.

[A sigh. Stupid Aphrodite and her bitchfit.]

And you have such nice fur and an impeccably shaped muzzle, yourself.

[It occurs to him that he doesn't exactly know who this is supposed to be. Oh well. He'll figure it out somehow.]

[haruno]

[ She rubs at her muzzle with one paw as he -- she -- he says that. ]

I look like some kind of big cat. Not sure which kind, to be honest.

[apathetic_seal]

Iono. I'm not much of a biology person, and I haven't heard of any cats that are pink.

[haruno]

... Pink?

[ CHUFF it's like cat laughter. ]

At least something stayed color appropriate.

[apathetic_seal]

"Color-appropriate"?

[Wait... who did he know that had pink hair...?]

...Sakura?

[haruno]

[ She lifts one paw in an approximation of a wave. ]

Hello.

[apathetic_seal]

...Hm.

I guess I shouldn't be complaining so much about my situation, then.

[haruno]

I'm so happy to be able to put it into perspective for you.

[ Sarcasm. So much of it; and then she sighs and sets her head on her paws, thinking. ]

The other thing lasted a week... how long have you been a woman?

[apathetic_seal]

Since Monday. I've still got a few days to go.

Glad it's not any longer, else I might start getting used to this...

[haruno]

I'm sure that'd be terrible.

[ partly

serious ]