027 || VIDEO || my life is diamonds

[haruno]

[ A pink panther sits on a generic bed, tail lashing, staring down the Guide which has been recording while the panther hiked itself away from the Guide and up onto the bed. ]

This is ridiculous.

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[Voice]

[gaveupgivingup]

[CATS SUCK.]

In what way?

[haruno]

[ Is that a Uzumaki thing or something she thinks it is ]

In the "I'm still not me and now I'm a giant cat" kind of way.

[gaveupgivingup]

[No it's a CATS SUCK thing.]

...Oh. I had assumed you were supposed to be a cat.

[haruno]

[ Which is... an Uzumaki thing 8| and a lot of other people thing ]

I'm supposed to be human.

[ Like you only not emaciated and technically dead. ]

[gaveupgivingup]

[Nagato just thinks cats should try harder to be dogs.]

...And...Do you know why you are not?

[haruno]

[ Does he also believe oranges should be apples? ]

No. Though I'm getting ideas.

[gaveupgivingup]

[Yah, they're tastier.]

There cannot be too many possibilities.

[haruno]

I wouldn't jump to a conclusion like that around here.

[gaveupgivingup]

...Yes, I just realised how foolish such a statement was.

[haruno]

[ A hefty feline sigh. ]

It's not any more foolish than something like this being possible in the first place.

[ Her tail is back to lashing around. ]

The more time you're here, the more you end up seeing.