016 || IT'S A NORMAL BODILY FUNCTION || VIDEO

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[When the video turns on, there is an alien in a labcoat staring at the camera.]

On to test number fifteen!

[The camera pans over to show Naruto floating in the middle of the room behind some sort of force-field.]

Oiiiiii! What's goin' on now? You're not gonna shoot me again, are ya?

[A small side-panel on the wall opens up and ejects a beeping device

Comments

[VIDEO]

[umbrelladouche]

[did they really use the fart gag twice dcygyzsdf]

[either way NATURALLY Kamui's laughing at you]

Re: [VIDEO]

[obstinates]

[IT'S ANIME FILLER BUT YOU KNOW]

[And Naruto is screaming and pointing at the screen but there's still no audio.]

Re: [VIDEO]

[umbrelladouche]

[I like how it's just. a Giant cloud of deadly fartgas wtf]

I can't hear you, Hero Boy! Your sound's off!

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[obstinates]

[Apparently ramen farts are nuclear.]

[YOU CAN'T HEAR HIM BUT YOU CAN SEE HIS MIDDLE FINGER.]

video;

[gtfomyroom]

[don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh]

[internally of course, laughing out loud makes you look like a baboon]

[just. sitting there grinning. and clapping. JOLLY GOOD SHOW OLD BEAN.]

Re: video;

[obstinates]

[At least the audio function is working a bit better now.]

[But you can probably tell what he's going to say by the look on his face.]

Goddammit, this isn't funny.

Re: video;

[gtfomyroom]

[Oh REALLY now. If Sasuke was in your position, wouldn't yo-... okay, that's a poor argument, Sasuke in your position wouldn't be funny at all.]

You're probably going to get plenty of people who will say otherwise, you know. But it at least looks more interesting than my job.

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[Sasuke can't fart. Sasuke is inhuman.]

I almost died, y'know! That's not funny.

... What's your job?

video

[devores]

[just... a small smile, pinched with amusement]

[if nothing else, that was one pretty stunning first impression, naruto. don't let anyone take that away from you]

Oh dear.

Re: video

[obstinates]

[Naruto is all about first impression obviously. And he's always making the wrong ones.]

[But at least he isn't outright laughing or clapping.]

I didn't sign up for this.

[Technically, he did, but... he didn't know it would be like this.]

Re: video

[devores]

[HEH. come back another day bro and we'll see what we can do about that pronoun]

Mm? Which part. The grenades, or the chance to let off a little hot air without all that bothersome gravity holding you down?

Re: video

[obstinates]

[He already has problems telling gender sometimes; he thinks Katsura is a woman.]

... I didn't sign up for either of those things.

video;

[prettymuchgod]

Damn, bro. What'd you eat??

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...

Ramen.

[prettymuchgod]

[ gonna be laughing in

3...

2...

1... ]

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THE HELL'S SO FUNNY? SHUDDAP!

[princess_tenko]

...

Well then.

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[Just... this face.]

You saw that, didn't ya?

[princess_tenko]

I did.

[obstinates]

Yeah, uhh... well... umm...

Heh?