[When the video turns on, there is an alien in a labcoat staring at the camera.]
On to test number fifteen!
[The camera pans over to show Naruto floating in the middle of the room behind some sort of force-field.]
Oiiiiii! What's goin' on now? You're not gonna shoot me again, are ya?
[A small side-panel on the wall opens up and ejects a beeping device
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[if nothing else, that was one pretty stunning first impression, naruto. don't let anyone take that away from you]
Oh dear.
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[But at least he isn't outright laughing or clapping.]
I didn't sign up for this.
[Technically, he did, but... he didn't know it would be like this.]
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Mm? Which part. The grenades, or the chance to let off a little hot air without all that bothersome gravity holding you down?
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... I didn't sign up for either of those things.
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I see. Then perhaps you should think of them as free gifts. A little extra for all your hard work.
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What sorta gift is a grenade?
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An explosive one.
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If they shoot me or try and blow me up one more time, I'm gonna kick their asses, y'know!
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... SHUDDAP.
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I'm sorry. Nature will be what it is, hmm? You can't help if your rear is naturally gifted.
I'm Barry. Do you have a name, oh man who enters into a fight with a grenade and emerges victorious?
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I'm Naruto.
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So. Guns, grenades... have you any idea what you're up against next? Perhaps you should come up with some theories, to make sure you're prepared.
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Everything 'cept what I'm used to. Where are all the shuriken and kunai? Geez.
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I'll admit, it's been a while since I heard a person disappointed for a lack of potentially deadly projectiles making a target out of them.
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