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Mar 08, 2011 20:18

[When the video turns on, there is an alien in a labcoat staring at the camera.]

On to test number fifteen!

[The camera pans over to show Naruto floating in the middle of the room behind some sort of force-field.]

Oiiiiii! What's goin' on now? You're not gonna shoot me again, are ya?

[A small side-panel on the wall opens up and ejects a beeping device ( Read more... )

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video devores March 9 2011, 02:15:23 UTC

[just... a small smile, pinched with amusement]

[if nothing else, that was one pretty stunning first impression, naruto. don't let anyone take that away from you]

Oh dear.

Re: video obstinates March 9 2011, 02:17:30 UTC

[Naruto is all about first impression obviously. And he's always making the wrong ones.]

[But at least he isn't outright laughing or clapping.]

I didn't sign up for this.

[Technically, he did, but... he didn't know it would be like this.]

Re: video devores March 9 2011, 02:37:29 UTC

[HEH. come back another day bro and we'll see what we can do about that pronoun]

Mm? Which part. The grenades, or the chance to let off a little hot air without all that bothersome gravity holding you down?

Re: video obstinates March 9 2011, 02:40:46 UTC

[He already has problems telling gender sometimes; he thinks Katsura is a woman.]

... I didn't sign up for either of those things.

Re: video devores March 9 2011, 02:45:20 UTC

[... dear poor boy.]

I see. Then perhaps you should think of them as free gifts. A little extra for all your hard work.

Re: video obstinates March 9 2011, 02:46:48 UTC

[IT'S CANON. He thought Haku was a chick too sob.]

What sorta gift is a grenade?

Re: video devores March 9 2011, 02:50:31 UTC

[dfgkjfg JUST DON'T GROW YOUR HAIR NARUTO your reflection might confuse you]

An explosive one.

Re: video obstinates March 9 2011, 02:55:03 UTC

... Hah hah. Funny.

If they shoot me or try and blow me up one more time, I'm gonna kick their asses, y'know!

Re: video devores March 9 2011, 02:58:54 UTC

"Kick"? What a waste! Especially when you have such a powerful weapon at your disposal.

Re: video obstinates March 9 2011, 03:00:09 UTC

IT'S NOT A WEAPON! IT'S JUST... I DIDN'T EVEN MEAN TO...

... SHUDDAP.

Re: video devores March 9 2011, 03:06:32 UTC

[chuckles, low and melodic]

I'm sorry. Nature will be what it is, hmm? You can't help if your rear is naturally gifted.

I'm Barry. Do you have a name, oh man who enters into a fight with a grenade and emerges victorious?

Re: video obstinates March 9 2011, 03:10:48 UTC

[Have some grumbling as Naruto just... gives up right now. At least we're moving on to names instead of more talk about his ass and the power it holds.]

I'm Naruto.

Re: video devores March 9 2011, 03:16:06 UTC

Naruto. I'll remember. [and he will, oh how he will. something in his smile, for just a moment, is a little too satisfied, but it passes quickly]

So. Guns, grenades... have you any idea what you're up against next? Perhaps you should come up with some theories, to make sure you're prepared.

Re: video obstinates March 9 2011, 03:21:39 UTC

[Whoa there creeper. Naruto is too dense to notice it at this moment. What the hell does he do to attract the creepers sob...]

Everything 'cept what I'm used to. Where are all the shuriken and kunai? Geez.

Re: video devores March 9 2011, 03:31:37 UTC

[it must be the fumes. it draws them in...]

I'll admit, it's been a while since I heard a person disappointed for a lack of potentially deadly projectiles making a target out of them.

Re: video obstinates March 9 2011, 03:33:16 UTC

... That stuff I'm used to dodgin', y'know.

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