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{ { say do you wanna kick it in the BACKSEAT i wanna get beside ya } } v i d e o

Feb 20, 2011 21:59

( the guide says that swimsuit models and car wax are too racy for the public. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. )

haruno sakura, renge houshakouji

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haruno February 21 2011, 06:06:56 UTC

[ oh man not only did she peg that alien right in the head, they are DOWN FOR THE COUNT! ]

Perverts.

ukidoki_orgasm February 21 2011, 06:10:12 UTC

[Renge's busy hoisting herself off the hood of the car, trying to put as much space between that gross car wax and her butt as possible.]

They are so rude. You'd think this wasn't a proper work place!

haruno February 21 2011, 06:21:34 UTC

[ nnnugh. Sakura frowns, glaring across the lot. The things she's said over the last few weeks... ]

Just be glad you didn't have to deal with them at the start of the month.

ukidoki_orgasm February 21 2011, 06:30:26 UTC

[...but she had to deal with nearly being killed. 8(]

[ah well, that's better than swimsuits. there she got to die with dignity instead of mortification]

Oh, that's right. You had to deal with these neanderthals all alone, didn't you, ma cherie!?

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[VIDEO] pattan February 21 2011, 06:18:19 UTC

[He's sitting at his spot, camped out for first in line at the concert he was promised tickets to ANYWAY but whatever this is Shinpachi's life.]

[So, out of boredom, he was going to see if anyone was doing anything interesting, mostly because Shinpachi's life is clearly not otherwise why would he be camped outside in front of etc etc.]

[So when he finds this entry, he decides the best course of action is to scream and pitch the Guide.]

[Guys, seriously, why do his friends insist on making him feel awkward at all times.]

haruno February 21 2011, 06:34:20 UTC

[ FLINCHING WTFH ]

Shinpachi-kun... what was that for?!

pattan February 21 2011, 06:38:00 UTC

WHY IS IT EVERY TIME I TURN ON MY GUIDE I'M ASSAULTED WITH SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME FEEL AWKWARD!!

CAN I GO ONE DAY WITHOUT THIS?!

haruno February 21 2011, 07:08:19 UTC

Is the thought of car wax as offensive to you as it is to us by now?

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bitterblond February 21 2011, 06:18:55 UTC

[Okay, maybe this spaceship isn't all that different from Earth after all. JUST KIND OF STARING. Don't worry ladies, he's gay. But you don't know that, unless you have a built-in gaydar or something. Then again he's not above hitting on girls even though he's taken. ANYWAY.]

Waxing issues?

ukidoki_orgasm February 21 2011, 06:22:10 UTC

[HELLO MY GAYDAR IS A++++++++ but renge's a little preoccupied with the fact that there's wax on her ass and that it's not coming off. 8(]

Quite.

[shiftshift. ew it's sticky.]

Ah - monsieur?

bitterblond February 21 2011, 06:27:14 UTC

[OH MY, well. That's understandable. Must not look at the sticky ass.]

Y-yeah?

ukidoki_orgasm February 21 2011, 06:32:59 UTC

[hush it just FEELS sticky. her ass is -]

[...her ass is not going there.]

You wouldn't happen to have a...towel?

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[video] stolethatkiss February 21 2011, 06:22:52 UTC

[and of course, right on cue, is THIS GUY.

He gives a little wink to the video feed and whistles lowly.]

Re: [video] ukidoki_orgasm February 21 2011, 06:26:12 UTC

[kinda unamused.... 8\]

Can I help you, Monsieur?

Re: [video] stolethatkiss February 21 2011, 06:29:20 UTC

[He blinks, and then laughs a little, replying in French:]

Just admiring some pretty ladies, mademoiselle.

Re: [video] ukidoki_orgasm February 21 2011, 06:34:27 UTC

Well, please don't, Monsieur. This is certainly not the most flattering time to be admired.

[REPLYING IN BABLEFISHINISE]

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[VIDEO] nym_fon_maniac February 21 2011, 06:24:18 UTC

...Well now.

Re: [VIDEO] ukidoki_orgasm February 21 2011, 06:32:13 UTC

...[ACK!]

[wonderful meetings. first dirty and tearful and now almost naked and waxed up]

Ah - hello, mon ami. [she so wants to grab a towel right now.]

Re: [VIDEO] nym_fon_maniac February 21 2011, 06:37:03 UTC

Hello yourself there, Renge.

[HE'S NOT COMPLAINING.]

Re: [VIDEO] ukidoki_orgasm February 21 2011, 06:39:36 UTC

How are you?

[ignoring the fact she's in a bright red swimsuit. and hooker heels.]

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