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{ { say do you wanna kick it in the BACKSEAT i wanna get beside ya } } v i d e o

Feb 20, 2011 21:59

( the guide says that swimsuit models and car wax are too racy for the public. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. )

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bitterblond February 21 2011, 06:18:55 UTC

[Okay, maybe this spaceship isn't all that different from Earth after all. JUST KIND OF STARING. Don't worry ladies, he's gay. But you don't know that, unless you have a built-in gaydar or something. Then again he's not above hitting on girls even though he's taken. ANYWAY.]

Waxing issues?

ukidoki_orgasm February 21 2011, 06:22:10 UTC

[HELLO MY GAYDAR IS A++++++++ but renge's a little preoccupied with the fact that there's wax on her ass and that it's not coming off. 8(]

Quite.

[shiftshift. ew it's sticky.]

Ah - monsieur?

bitterblond February 21 2011, 06:27:14 UTC

[OH MY, well. That's understandable. Must not look at the sticky ass.]

Y-yeah?

ukidoki_orgasm February 21 2011, 06:32:59 UTC

[hush it just FEELS sticky. her ass is -]

[...her ass is not going there.]

You wouldn't happen to have a...towel?

bitterblond February 21 2011, 07:08:36 UTC

[Because it IS sticky. He knows all about sticky-

Yeah, not gonna go there either.]

Not with me. You're going to need more than a towel to get the wax off your skin and clothes, anyway. While you're at it, you might want to get it off the...ship before it dries or you'll ruin the finish, if it's anything like a cars's.

ukidoki_orgasm February 21 2011, 07:40:01 UTC

[ehehe. what parts of YOU are sticky, mister?]

Well, perhaps I will. But I'd like to put a towel on so I could go to my apartment and shower.

[she couldn't give a shit about this spaceship car thingy.]

haruno February 21 2011, 06:32:50 UTC

[ Huh? Sakura leans over to look down at Renge's Guide, mouth forming an "Oh" of not so pleased understanding.

She could get her Guide out!

Or talk at Renge's while she's holding it. ]

... Yes, you could say that.

[ then looking at Renge asdf ]

Renge, what were you even doing...?

bitterblond February 21 2011, 07:17:45 UTC

[Hello to you, too. Cranky mode activated, SORRY SAKURA.]

Or I could say the two of you are making a fucking mess because you don't know what the hell you're doing.

haruno February 21 2011, 07:37:58 UTC

[ Oh mood whiplash. Sakura looks -- and is -- taken aback at his sudden snapping, and then frowning and looking far more serious (and seriously pissed, though she hides that slightly better than not at all) because what the hell, stranger. ]

Of course, I could also say I wonder how it is you know what we're supposed to be doing, let alone how we could make it into such a mess, sir.

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