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ukidoki_orgasm in gargleblasted

{ { say do you wanna kick it in the BACKSEAT i wanna get beside ya } } v i d e o

Feb 20, 2011 21:59

( the guide says that swimsuit models and car wax are too racy for the public. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. )

haruno sakura, renge houshakouji

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[video] stolethatkiss February 21 2011, 06:22:52 UTC

[and of course, right on cue, is THIS GUY.

He gives a little wink to the video feed and whistles lowly.]

Re: [video] ukidoki_orgasm February 21 2011, 06:26:12 UTC

[kinda unamused.... 8\]

Can I help you, Monsieur?

Re: [video] stolethatkiss February 21 2011, 06:29:20 UTC

[He blinks, and then laughs a little, replying in French:]

Just admiring some pretty ladies, mademoiselle.

Re: [video] ukidoki_orgasm February 21 2011, 06:34:27 UTC

Well, please don't, Monsieur. This is certainly not the most flattering time to be admired.

[REPLYING IN BABLEFISHINISE]

Re: [video] stolethatkiss February 21 2011, 06:41:32 UTC

[FUCKING LANGUAGES, HOW DO THEY WORK?]

Hein? I think you ladies are doing a good job of getting yourselves admired. Nice swimsuit.

Re: [video] ukidoki_orgasm February 21 2011, 06:44:24 UTC

[ahahahaha you're silly you think languages WORK.]

Well, there are certain parties I do not wish to be admired by. Namely strangers.

Re: [video] stolethatkiss February 21 2011, 06:49:48 UTC

Then let me remedy that, oui?

[Hello, flirty Frenchman, tipping his hat at you.]

Captain Pip Bernadotte, at your service. There, now we're not strangers, hm?

Re: [video] ukidoki_orgasm February 21 2011, 06:57:04 UTC

[...meh.]

I'm Renge Houshakouji.

[ngh.]

And you're right. But I still don't feel particularly comfortable with you complimenting me.

Re: [video] stolethatkiss February 21 2011, 07:13:17 UTC

Ah, that's fine. We can't win them all, non?

[He is so used to making an ass out of himself, it's ridiculous]

Re: [video] ukidoki_orgasm February 21 2011, 07:15:44 UTC

You certainly can't, Monsieur Pip.

[it's almost sort of funny. but not really.]

Re: [video] stolethatkiss February 21 2011, 07:26:57 UTC

So. Is this a day job, or are you doing it for fun?

Re: [video] ukidoki_orgasm February 21 2011, 07:27:37 UTC

Oh. No - no, it's my job.

I really didn't think it would be this...ah, bad, when I signed up for it.

Re: [video] stolethatkiss February 21 2011, 07:31:27 UTC

[He stares, and then starts laughing.]

What was the job description?

Re: [video] ukidoki_orgasm February 21 2011, 07:33:07 UTC

[she's very disheartened by his laughing.]

It was obviously misleading, now, wasn't it?

Re: [video] stolethatkiss February 21 2011, 07:38:58 UTC

Kind of hard to imagine what could have made it so misleading. The job looks straightforward enough, non?

Re: [video] ukidoki_orgasm February 21 2011, 07:40:53 UTC

It didn't say anything about swimsuits or wax, as I recall.

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