[Behold, the rare domesticated ceiling porcupine.]
[Or rather, it's Flaky the porcupine really regretting her choice in jobs this month. It's really dark and spooky, and Flaky's far past the point of losing her nerve. Being cuddled in the fetal position and holding the Guide in a death grip is sometimes really relaxing.]
Why did it have to be heights? Why did it have to be heights? Why did it have to be heights?
[A spider lands right in front of Flaky.]
[A very, very big spider.]
[Without missing a beat, Flaky lets out a high pitched scream and backed away as fast as she could until-]
[For those with the proper filters,
look at the cute bunny!]
[For everyone else...]
[-Until the patch of ceiling under her gave out, sending Flaky crashing down into the kitchen below. Someone must’ve just been cooking in here, because there was a wonderful assortment of really sharp knives strewn about a cutting board on the edge of the counter right next to where Flaky landed.]
[Some bone could be seen coming out of Flaky’s right leg. Coughing, Flaky used the counter to pull herself to her feet. For extra stability, Flaky’s other hand found the cutting board.]
Ahh! [A sudden spike of pain hit Flaky as soon as she put weight onto her broken leg. She lost her grip on the counter and fell. Pulling the cutting board down with her.]
[The arc was far too precise to be probable. But lo and behold, the knives were able to imbed themselves in Flaky’s skull with the just the right amount of torque. Flaky, again, screamed bloody murder.]
[Meanwhile, you know the Guide was recording all this from above, just sitting where falling is possible with that one small extra weight- and there’s that spider crawling along the Guide. Just a little more and the Guide falls right on Flaky, sending those knives all the way through her skull.]
[The screaming stops with a plop against the floor.]
[And the video cuts on the image of the spider.]
[[ooc: Good news everyone. I'm assuming not everyone is as sick as I am and actually watched Happy Tree Friends in the salad days, so here's a small disclaimer: stuff like this is normal for these animals. Flaky'll be back no worse for wear tomorrow…or whenever I remember to post a comeback.]]
[[For now, go ahead and mingle and stuff. ^-^v]]