[Such a nice Spring day in the park, no? Take in that sun and warm air.]

[And soothing sounds of a screaming girl.]

[The camera sitting on the ground, obviously accidentally knocked on, poised on Flaky. The girl's obviously distressed, slightly punctuated by her teared up eyes staring at her pursuer on the ground while she's hanging from a tree for ( Read more... )

Ohhh why did that record?

[Look who's been reconstituted from that rather graphic evisceration. Here's a hint, the same one who just now discovered the Guide is one evil bastard for recording these things.]

I-I'm so sorry for that video...u-umm, it's better if you just forget it happened.

[Locked to Flippy]

Flippy...did you see...?

[Behold, the rare domesticated ceiling porcupine.]

[Or rather, it's Flaky the porcupine really regretting her choice in jobs this month. It's really dark and spooky, and Flaky's far past the point of losing her nerve. Being cuddled in the fetal position and holding the Guide in a death grip is sometimes really relaxing.]

Why did it have to be heights ( Read more... )

[So many refugees all crowded into such a big room, all pushing and shoving, trying to get their forms signed and stamped. It's so easy for someone so small to get lost in it all. The video clicked onto a rather scared red porcupine trying to juggle between handing in paperwork and keeping her quills at a safe distance from the rest of the fleshy ( Read more... )