"she's trouble in a tanktop pretty little time bomb blowing up" + video

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[the feed clicks on and lil' miss muffin over here is grinning something wicked~]

Guess what, darlings~! Oh? No guess? Well, as of seven a.m. this morning, I have hit a milestone!

[she pauses. as if she expects the guide to cheer for her or be all 'oh hey cool. what milestone.' but when it doesn't she simply continues.]I'm sixteen! You know what

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[sapphirearrow]

[guess who realized the implications at almost exactly the same and is NOT BLUSHING NOT AT ALL]

Happy birthday!

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[sobsob thank you i didn't mean it i swear!]

Awww~! Thank you, ma cherie! I'm touched by your well wishes~!

[sapphirearrow]

[l-let's just leave the subject behind and never speak of it again shall we?]

I didn't know it was coming up, so I didn't really get a chance to go shopping. Was there anything in particular you wanted?

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[that'd be awesome. sobsob.]

Aww. That's sweet of you, mon ami, but I don't really want anything.

[there's a pause...]

Unless there is a book on the care and keeping of small dogs.

[singerinpink]

[Sings the Happy Birthday for Renge.]

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[omfg she is so excited that was, by far, the best happy birthday song she's gotten this far! nevermind it also being the ONLY one she got but fufufufuf!]

[she claps madly at the end!!]

[singerinpink]

[Laughs, pleased about having made her happy.] Happy birthday, Renge-chan! I wish I knew sooner to get you a gift!

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Oh, you don't have to get me anything!

Your singing me happy birthday made my day, though, mon ami~!

[obstinates]

Happy Birthday.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Awww~ Thank you, mon cheri~!

[where is my silly string, bitch.]

[obstinates]

[oh, he's got it, and something else too]

[and thankfully her comment about being legal doesn't really register with Naruto since there's not really such a thing as legal and illegal in Narutoverse]

Do you want your gifts?

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Oh~ You didn't have to get me anything.

[and there's a pause. but honestly...]

Eheh - yes. I'd love them.

[virulentfacade]

You're still an infant.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Am not!

[virulentfacade]

Meaningless.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Do you go around abusing infants, Envy?

[good_breakfast]

Happy birthday Renge!

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Awww~! Thank you mon cheri~!

[now where's my present? 8|]

One of these days I'll be active again... starting after school tomorrow.

[good_breakfast]

[You're talking to it.]

I wish you would've told me sooner so I could have planned something for us to do.

haha~ /has snow days and holidays for the rest of this week

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[that is a horrible excuse for not having her present. 8(]

Ah, that's alright~ It's a little busy of a time, what with the approaching holiday. I don't expect many people to be free.