"she's trouble in a tanktop pretty little time bomb blowing up" + video

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[the feed clicks on and lil' miss muffin over here is grinning something wicked~]

Guess what, darlings~! Oh? No guess? Well, as of seven a.m. this morning, I have hit a milestone!

[she pauses. as if she expects the guide to cheer for her or be all 'oh hey cool. what milestone.' but when it doesn't she simply continues.]I'm sixteen! You know what

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[sapphirearrow]

[guess who realized the implications at almost exactly the same and is NOT BLUSHING NOT AT ALL]

Happy birthday!

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[sobsob thank you i didn't mean it i swear!]

Awww~! Thank you, ma cherie! I'm touched by your well wishes~!

[sapphirearrow]

[l-let's just leave the subject behind and never speak of it again shall we?]

I didn't know it was coming up, so I didn't really get a chance to go shopping. Was there anything in particular you wanted?

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[that'd be awesome. sobsob.]

Aww. That's sweet of you, mon ami, but I don't really want anything.

[there's a pause...]

Unless there is a book on the care and keeping of small dogs.

[sapphirearrow]

[a practical gift that's also practical to obtain on Karen's far-less-than-she's-used-to budget! excellent choice!]

I'm certain there's something like that available.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Aw! Thank you, mon ami!

[of course, maybe she should have asked for doujinshi or whatever else legal girls ask for, but when one has just acquired her first puppy, things MUST take a priority order.]

[sapphirearrow]

You're quite welcome. [and she just... drops everything and is off. ("everything" was just reading anyway.)]

[th-that might not have gone so well, Karen still has a few months >_>]