"she's trouble in a tanktop pretty little time bomb blowing up" + video

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[the feed clicks on and lil' miss muffin over here is grinning something wicked~]

Guess what, darlings~! Oh? No guess? Well, as of seven a.m. this morning, I have hit a milestone!

[she pauses. as if she expects the guide to cheer for her or be all 'oh hey cool. what milestone.' but when it doesn't she simply continues.]I'm sixteen! You know what

Comments

[virulentfacade]

You're still an infant.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Am not!

[virulentfacade]

Meaningless.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Do you go around abusing infants, Envy?

[virulentfacade]

I'd eat them if they tasted better.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Oh! Oh, my god! You're horrible!!

[virulentfacade]

[AHAHAHAHAHAHA]

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Oh, shut up. This isn't what I need right now.

[virulentfacade]

You shouldn't be celebrating. Your friend's dead.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Yeah, I know he is. Another reason I don't need to be talking to you. [you conflict me...8(]

[virulentfacade]

[8)]

You're heartless.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

...Shinjiro gave me birthday cookies. I don't see how celebrating my birthday is any insult to his memory.

[virulentfacade]

Eating the sweets he gave you before he died.

My, aren't we selfish.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Are you trying to make me feel bad?

[virulentfacade]

You're disgusting.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

You're a jerk.