"she's trouble in a tanktop pretty little time bomb blowing up" + video

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[the feed clicks on and lil' miss muffin over here is grinning something wicked~]

Guess what, darlings~! Oh? No guess? Well, as of seven a.m. this morning, I have hit a milestone!

[she pauses. as if she expects the guide to cheer for her or be all 'oh hey cool. what milestone.' but when it doesn't she simply continues.]I'm sixteen! You know what

Comments

[vesperiaftw]

Why didn't you tell me it was your birthday?

[ukidoki_orgasm]

I didn't think to bring it up.

[vesperiaftw]

Well, happy birthday. Sorry I didn't get you anything.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Aw, that's okay! I wasn't expecting anything - and it's the thought that counts!

[plus she got herself a puppy. it makes up for all the people who don't send well wishes or gifts.]

video;

[givespoisonoak]

Guess it's my turn to wish you a happy birthday.

video;

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Aw~! Thank you, mon ami~! I'm heartened~!

[givespoisonoak]

Got any plans?

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Not really. It seems sort of pointless to hold a party this time of year, especially around Thanksgiving, and I font want to tax my friends that way.

[Video]

[isnotslime]

[Guess who's no longer a frog but a handsome prince.]

Congratulations. Even if sixteen is still quite young.

[Video]

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[oooooh beautiful man! excuse her while she stares and -]

O - oh! Thanks you, mister! I - I...Sixteen isn't that young! I am rightly a young woman now!

Re: [Video]

[isnotslime]

[He's used to it, actually.]

Welcome, Renge. That you are.

You don't recognize me like this, do you?

Re: [Video]

[ukidoki_orgasm]

I...have we met?

[come to think of it, how DID he know my name just there...?]

[getoffmyisland]

You look twelve.

1/2

[ukidoki_orgasm]

I -

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[oh come on. my bust so outshines those of the twelve year old race!]

Do not!

[getoffmyisland]

[NO HE DOESN'T LOOK THERE EVER OKAY]

Act twelve, too.

[cyprian_swan]

Oh! Happy birthday, love!

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Awww~! Thank you, Miss Aphrodite! I'm touched!

When's your birthday, anyway~?

[cyprian_swan]

Four days after the new moon each month, love.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[le gasp.]

You get a birthday every month?