"she's trouble in a tanktop pretty little time bomb blowing up" + video

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[the feed clicks on and lil' miss muffin over here is grinning something wicked~]

Guess what, darlings~! Oh? No guess? Well, as of seven a.m. this morning, I have hit a milestone!

[she pauses. as if she expects the guide to cheer for her or be all 'oh hey cool. what milestone.' but when it doesn't she simply continues.]I'm sixteen! You know what

Comments

[cyprian_swan]

Oh! Happy birthday, love!

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Awww~! Thank you, Miss Aphrodite! I'm touched!

When's your birthday, anyway~?

[cyprian_swan]

Four days after the new moon each month, love.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[le gasp.]

You get a birthday every month?

[cyprian_swan]

That is when they celebrate my festival, my dear. I was born in the springtime, though.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

I thought...Valentine's Day would be when you were most celebrated, Miss Aphrodite.

[cyprian_swan]

It was a saint's feast day, not originally mine. And they concentrated more on my son, Eros, though they called him Cupid.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

O - oh. I didn't know that.

But it's still very, very cool!

[cyprian_swan]

Oh I suppose so. I prefer more adoration than a single day once a year gives.